Why are you taking part in London to Paris?
Because I was bullied into signing up by everybody else!
Who are you raising money for?
Cynthia Spencer Hospice
Why should the person reading this pick someone else?
Because my hands are not made for hard labour and I've just had a manicure!
Who should they pick?
Carl - because he's called Mr. Grumpy so let's cheer him up with some hard work!